Beware of HALO!!!!!!!!
I am sad to say that after almost 11 years of marriage Dave and I are going to have to go our seperate ways. Unfortunatly Dave has fallen out of love with late nights watching movies or TV shows, playing games and any other after hours activities. I don't know what I've done to drive him to his new mistress. Some suped-up synthetic whan-a-be named Halo. Even our good friends have turned on me and now come only to meet and hang out with "Halo". If you ask me she is kind of boxy, but then I have to admit I have let myself go and have become pretty round. My only hope is that in sharing my sad story of abandonment I can in some way spare my loved ones. Brothers...resit the charms of this "Halo" gal. Your wives have so much more personality and capability for devotion.
Weeping in Washington - Jennifer
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1 comment:
We ask for a post from Dave about Halo, and we get Jennifer's heartbreaking story of love lost.
I thinks this speaks to gravity of the situation.
Jennifer: How can we help?
I recently read a story about a gamer who went on a gaming binge for 3 straight days and finally keeled over and succumbed. This could happen in our very own circle.
David: For the love of Pete, take a break! You don't have to stop long enough to post to this blog, but for heaven's sake, at least have some beef jerky and gatorade.
We love you. Come back.
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